Being a computer scientist made me infertile!!!

Gene Stonerly · Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 1

All that radiation from computers and monitors and disk
drives and scanners and stuff did really fry my testicles,
now my sperm is really dead.

If you don't want to lose your manhood, better burn all
computers and periphals, because these will fry your
balls!!!

Just a warning!!!

Archived from group: alt>infertility>pregnancy

caba · Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 11

On Feb 4, 7:44 am, Gene Stonerly wrote:
> All that radiation from computers and monitors and disk
> drives and scanners and stuff did really fry my testicles,
> now my sperm is really dead.
>
> If you don't want to lose your manhood, better burn all
> computers and periphals, because these will fry your
> balls!!!
>
> Just a warning!!!

I will do my best to keep my balls away from my computer!

Me Myself and I · Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 27

Yes me too I shall protect my balls somehow. Hmm I know I shall tuck them
up inside my body cavity, and I will rename.... ovaries!!!

--
Pip, in NZ

My girls :
DD1 Jasmine - 5 weeks early - March 02 - 4lb 12oz
Still as small as a peanut but as smart as a whip!

DD2 Abby - 8 weeks early - Feb 05 - 3lb 14oz
Two and a half and still a terror!!

"Yes you can drive me insane just by talking to me!"

"caba" wrote in message @d70g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 4, 7:44 am, Gene Stonerly wrote:
> All that radiation from computers and monitors and disk
> drives and scanners and stuff did really fry my testicles,
> now my sperm is really dead.
>
> If you don't want to lose your manhood, better burn all
> computers and periphals, because these will fry your
> balls!!!
>
> Just a warning!!!

I will do my best to keep my balls away from my computer!

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